Do you love men and hate cancer?
Then donate to my face!
I’ve gone and done it. I’ve volunteered my face in the war against prostate and testicular cancer, two great killers of men.
That’s right, I’ve agreed to grow a sweet, bad-ass mustache this month as part of the “Movember movement.” It’s a fundraiser against cancer.
I’m not doing this only because I want a sweet, bad-ass mustache. I’m doing this for other reasons too. I hope you’ll watch this brief video that explains why. Sorry, no cats or explosions in this video.
If you love men and hate cancer, I hope you’ll visit my Movember page and consider donating in the name of my hairy upper lip. I will frequently post pics and videos with mustache updates; you won’t want to miss those. I’m thinking about going with the Hulkamania model. Cancer is terrified of Hulk Hogan.